It's His Fault.
CHILLS AND THRILLS IN A DRAMA OF MYSTERY AND MADNESS! (poster-all caps))
The True Story of Harold Bride, Titanic's Assistant Telegraph Operator
THRILLS IN A LAWLESS LAND WHERE BULLETS RULE...AND SAVAGE MEN TAKE WHAT THEY CRAVE! (original poster - all caps)
Rippling Tunes! Waves of Joy! Storms of Laughter!
Imagination is Salvation