A TENDER WARMLY HUMAN ROMANCE! (original print ad - all caps)
Please do not disturb the guests... They already are!
Balance your fun budget.
He was a centerfold who revealed everything...but the truth.
It's One Mean Machine!
If Vivian Sotherland Doesn't Get What She Wants ... You'll Get Yours!
Dare to be Square!
God Help The Fuzz that flashes a badge on the Dirt Gang!