IT'S TEMPO-TERRIFIC! IT'S LAUGH-LOADED! IT'S GIRL-GLAMOROUS! (original ad - all caps)
Aaagh! The Young Ones have grown up - it's horrible!
IT'S A RIP-ROARING RIOT! When Dean and Jerry Reach For Their Rip-Cords...
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
Warning: This film is only suitable for those people rich enough to have paid admission. Do not show it in the presence of others!
The most exotic stars in ONE GREAT SHOW!
Welcome to Dangerland!