Aaagh! The Young Ones have grown up - it's horrible!
IT'S TEMPO-TERRIFIC! IT'S LAUGH-LOADED! IT'S GIRL-GLAMOROUS! (original ad - all caps)
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IT'S A RIP-ROARING RIOT! When Dean and Jerry Reach For Their Rip-Cords...
Warning: This film is only suitable for those people rich enough to have paid admission. Do not show it in the presence of others!
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The most exotic stars in ONE GREAT SHOW!