THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES HIS LOVE AFFAIRS! (original ad - all caps)
Friendship has its limits
A nice guy. A beautiful girl. An '80s soundtrack.
A simple love story... that's not so simple.
One long round of laughs!
My planet or yours?
Nothing in life is free
THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS With a Terrific Cast of Colored Stars (original poster)
ALL STAR ALL HIT ALL-OUT JAM JAMBOREE!
You never know who someone you've hurt in high school might grow up to be
CAMPUS FUN ON THE RUN! (original ad - all caps)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the pavement...