Don't turn your back on the past or it may kill your future.
ROAR! (original ad - all caps)
GAL GAL-ORIOUS COMEDY MUSICAL!
PITTING HIS WITS AGAINST A WOMAN'S WILES!
Normal people; doing what they do best
TRAIL-BLAZERS in perilous adventure!
When she leaves the room, you know you've been had.
50 years later, he remains uncaught!
SOCK-CRAMMED! SHOCK-CRAMMED! - Each chapter a cargo of death-defying thrills! (original posters)