Don't see this picture unless you take the special motion sickness pill provided free at this theater!
DARING WESTERN TIMES! WILD AS RAGING PRAIRIE FIRES! (original ad - all caps)
There's no place like...
It's a royal riot of rollicking mirth! (One-sheet poster).
YOU'LL HAVE A MUSICAL TIME...in this 'Hula-Hula' MUSICALULU!