When Jerry takes over as "The King" of the great lovers -- Pandemonium reigns!
The Sheriff couldn't...the F.B.I. couldn't...but the «Little Dragons» CAN!
The most dangerous Billy Jack of all!
G-G-GUARANTEED! YOU'LL BE SCARED UNTIL YOU LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY! (original theatrical poster - all caps)
They Do It All For You!
The Ultimate Game of Survival!
They Found God In A Steambath