IT'S TEMPO-TERRIFIC! IT'S LAUGH-LOADED! IT'S GIRL-GLAMOROUS! (original ad - all caps)
A SCREEN CLASSIC IN EIGHT ACTS
The most twisted part of this road is the people on it.
When the fashion world meets the underworld, it's murder.
Everyone's taking the bait
A story of teenage alienation.
If you don't like air pollution, war, body odor, hard pizza rolls, exercise, hairy musicians, sexy blonds, tooth decay, smiling heroes, population explosion... you'll love The Monitors.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. - Shakespeare
It's One Mean Machine!
This is necessarily a story of violence, intrigue...and death. If portions of it shock you, remember it is based on actual incidents from hitherto secret files of the U.S. Treasury and its Bureaus of Narcotics, Customs and Coast Guard.