IT'S TEMPO-TERRIFIC! IT'S LAUGH-LOADED! IT'S GIRL-GLAMOROUS! (original ad - all caps)
The most twisted part of this road is the people on it.
When the fashion world meets the underworld, it's murder.
A SCREEN CLASSIC IN EIGHT ACTS
Everyone's taking the bait
A story of teenage alienation.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. - Shakespeare
If you don't like air pollution, war, body odor, hard pizza rolls, exercise, hairy musicians, sexy blonds, tooth decay, smiling heroes, population explosion... you'll love The Monitors.
No one will be admitted after the bear steals the bulldozer.