STEP ON IT... Smash records... break hearts! Make way for love at superspeed!
AMBUSHED! WRECKED! WOUNDED!...BUT THE MAIL GOES THROUGH! (original poster)
Hugh's up to his neck in laughs!
It's a Rumpus on the Campus!
A TRAGIC DRAMA WITH A HAPPY ENDING(original poster - all caps)
IT'S RURAL, RHYTHMIC, ROMANTIC! (original print ad-all caps)
BRIDE and GROOM! PRIDE and GLOOM! (original ad)
The dangerous extremes one will go to in order to escape loneliness