An All-American hero kicks an all-time high in excitement! (original poster)
He's steer crazy! The whacky hacky with a meter that registered Laffs only!
STEP ON IT... Smash records... break hearts! Make way for love at superspeed!
AMBUSHED! WRECKED! WOUNDED!...BUT THE MAIL GOES THROUGH! (original poster)
Hugh's up to his neck in laughs!
A TRAGIC DRAMA WITH A HAPPY ENDING(original poster - all caps)
IT'S RURAL, RHYTHMIC, ROMANTIC! (original print ad-all caps)
BRIDE and GROOM! PRIDE and GLOOM! (original ad)