STARS...BEAUTY...SONGS...ROMANCE! (original print ad - all caps)
A comedy that'll move you.
Another Kill. Another Thrill.
The Weapons of Death, The Vehicles of Destruction, The Army of Terror... Together they spread their evil across the land! But then there was... W
All He Wanted Was A Friend.
There's Something Wrong With Jessicka
TWO SAILOR LUGS AND A LOVELY LADY IN A COMEDY SPLASH (original poster-all caps)