IT'S A ROMANTIC BATTLE-ROYAL! (original ad - all caps)
Can your MIND stand the SHOCKING TRUTH?
BILL HICKOK...PATHFINDER...PLAINSMAN...PIONEER...reliving America's most colorful days!
A new joy has come to the screen... and the world is a happier place to live in!
So provocative the censors banned it, so powerful it came true.
A true story of love, courage and sacrifice.
Second place is first place for losers