It's the FUNNIEST Collection of NUTS Ever Assembled on a LAUNCHING PAD!
SHE WAS GUILTY OF LOVE AND THE UNWRITTEN CODE OF THE EAST CRIED FOR VENGEANCE! (original poster - all caps)
Two friends, one planet, no hope!
Mote tingling mystery thrills from the new Chinese detective sensation! (original poster)
There is no excuse for murder... And no explanation for need
The blood of millions is on his hands... the power of evil is on his side