ALL STAR ALL HIT ALL-OUT JAM JAMBOREE!
Greater in Theme-Drama and Spectacular Production Than All Other Fire Thrilles Combined!
Is the capacity for art innate or learned? Four artists test their theory on a naive young model with deadly results.
CAMPUS FUN ON THE RUN! (original ad - all caps)
THE BAND OF THE YEAR (says everybody) IN THE MERRIEST MUSICAL ROMANCE OF THE YEAR! (original ad - many caps)