every woman's had one... every man's been one... once...
The comedy with sizzle.
There's more than one way to stuff a stocking!
Did I let the one I loved get away or is she right in front of me?
When they rub against your leg, «you» cough up the hairball !!!
The thin walls between love and hate
How did a worn out old fossil become a DEDICATED GIRL CHASER !
" ...so the toughest bloke in the toughest pub sent me down a beer . . . I know I'm only 21, but I AM the gun shearer . . ."