A new U.N.C.L.E. thriller !
MORE THAN GREAT COMEDY HERE'S GREAT ENTERTAINMENT (original print ad - all caps)
Play the game... Work the crowd... Trust no-one...
Half-Man, Half-Monster!
The true adventures of America's rugged and remarkable hero!
MAN THE LAFFBOATS!
The Story That Had To Be Told!
You'll cry for happy, happy, happy when four U.S. sailors take over a geisha house...geisha girls and all !