MORE THAN GREAT COMEDY HERE'S GREAT ENTERTAINMENT (original print ad - all caps)
Play the game... Work the crowd... Trust no-one...
The true adventures of America's rugged and remarkable hero!
Half-Man, Half-Monster!
MAN THE LAFFBOATS!
The Story That Had To Be Told!
You'll cry for happy, happy, happy when four U.S. sailors take over a geisha house...geisha girls and all !