THE PAY-OFF WAS MURDER!(original poster-all caps)
He doesn't report the news...he makes it!
Loaded with Action! THE SERIAL THRILL OF THE YEAR...IN THE TOP-SECRET STORY OF A ROBBERY SO BOLD IT SHOCKED THE WORLD!
IT THRILLS! IT SOCKS! IT'S SWELL! (original ad - all caps)
Lindsay was only 14... and a prostitute.
When she takes over the professor...she's in a class by herself!
In search of a name, a ghost, and adventure (locksmith). They found themselves.