IF YOU'RE TOO OLD YOU'LL BE EMBARASSED! IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND! (original poster-all caps)
BRIDE and GROOM! PRIDE and GLOOM! (original ad)
Is your daughter restless? Is she dissatisfied with her home? Does she want to step out? Tehn by all means take her to see «The Primrose Path.» (original poster)
Father first. Fan second.