NO NEWS...was bad news! IF THEY COULDN'T FIND EXCITEMENT...THEY MADE IT! (original poster)
THE FIRE BRIGADE ROARS INTO ACTION!
Time may pass, souls may die, but real love is forever
THEY'RE GOING TO DRILL A HOLE IN HIS UNIFORM...JUST ABOVE THE HEART! (original poster-all caps)
It's a Rumpus on the Campus!
Elliot Brown is driving 3,000 miles . . . for a first date