A MISGUIDED MISSILE AND A MISGUIDED MISS WILL MAKE YOU HIT THE TOP OF YOUR LAUGH-METER! (original poster - all caps)
The shocking drama of today's teenage terror Out of the Sidewalk Jungle...The Terrifying Story of our Teenagers Gone Wrong!
Bold romance, Bolder thrills, Hair-Trigger Action! (original print ad)
NO NEWS...was bad news! IF THEY COULDN'T FIND EXCITEMENT...THEY MADE IT! (original poster)