A New High In Hilarity!
They Staked Everything On A Boy's Faith... And Won!
A MISGUIDED MISSILE AND A MISGUIDED MISS WILL MAKE YOU HIT THE TOP OF YOUR LAUGH-METER! (original poster - all caps)
You'll gasp. You'll wince. But you won't take your eyes off the screen!
Bold romance, Bolder thrills, Hair-Trigger Action! (original print ad)