They Staked Everything On A Boy's Faith... And Won!
A MISGUIDED MISSILE AND A MISGUIDED MISS WILL MAKE YOU HIT THE TOP OF YOUR LAUGH-METER! (original poster - all caps)
The shocking drama of today's teenage terror Out of the Sidewalk Jungle...The Terrifying Story of our Teenagers Gone Wrong!
Bold romance, Bolder thrills, Hair-Trigger Action! (original print ad)