THE GREATEST SCHOOL-STORY EVER WRITTEN COMES TO THE SCREEN IN ALL ITS GLORY! (original print ad - all caps)
A Thrilling New Motion Picture!
The Happiest Show in Town!
Getting In Is No Longer Child's Play
Has the Power to Charm and Penetrate! (Original 22x28 poster-card A)
FUN! (original print ad - all caps)
When you lose a son you gain a...
Breaking Bad + Saved by the Bell = Breaking Belding. Mr. Belding and Zack Morris have developed the purest caffeine pill that Bayside has ever seen!