THE CHAMP And The CHUMP!
SHE MARRIED FIVE, SHE BURIED FIVE! No man could please the widow...Till the preacher came to town!
THE HILARITY HIGHSPOT OF THE YEAR!...With The Weavers at Their Wackiets (origibal print ad)
THE PONY EXPRESS BATTLES RENEGADES TO WIN WESTERN GLORY! (original poster - all caps)
You will really, really, really believe a moron can fly
He's a new kind of swinger...the Nashville Kid, and he's got a new kind of sound that's BLUE and BOLD and filled with SOUL!!!