WORLD'S FUNNIEST CINEMA CLOWNS (original poster-all caps)
Der Zweck heiligt nicht immer die Mittel (The end does not always justify the means)
You gotta be cool when the money's this hot.
Life's a matter of honor
The battle of the sexes is now all out war. To survive, you must tell Brilliant Lies
Million Dollar Murder!
SUSPENSE CHARGED SERIAL THRILLS!...As The Monster Ruler Wreaks His Mad Vengeance Upon All Who Dare To Defy Him! (original poster)
What went on... what came off!
Lend it, spend it, legal tend it, save it, crave it, yell and wave it, steal it, peel it, wheel and deal it, nurse it, curse it, reimburse it, stash it, slash it, try to cash it.