National Lampoon Presents...
Deliver unspeakable terror or lose everyone you love...
A TENDER WARMLY HUMAN ROMANCE! (original print ad - all caps)
Get wrecked! Get chased! Get smashed! Get it on! The big red hot one is in town!
Benny's from Heaven and the laughs are out of this world!!!
Prostitutes, pimps and someone else's money! A very naughty comedy!
A Dealy Formula For Murder! (original poster)
The dreams of youths are the strongest dreams of all...