O,BOY...WHAT I COULD DO WITH THAT GUY AND HIS MILLIONS! (original print ad-all caps)
Bannerji Tours is about to take a detour...Straight to the heart.
The story of...a kid...a city...and 30 Godfathers!
What if the world threw you a birthday party...and you weren't invited?
The Nation's Greatest Ass-trologer!
Rube Goldberg's girly, goofy farce.