Every Saga Has, Like, An Ending
BARKING GUNS REVENGE HIS PAL'S MURDER! (original print ad-all caps)
Freundschaft, Sex und Knochenmehl
The Love Story of a Super-Woman and a Super-Man
A THREE-ALARM FIRE IN AN ORPHANAGE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT! (original poster - all caps)
If you do wrong, you'll answer to the thong.
The ace of spades reveals your death!