THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAR HIS NAME! (original poster - all caps)
It's all true. It just hasn't happened yet.
SIZZLING WITH SPEED AND ACTION!
They're cleaning up politics . . . and bringing down the house!
The Riotous Story of a Guy With a Bundle and a Bundlesome Blonde!
HOW DO YOU SAY IT, I LOVE YOU? - HOW DO YOU SAY IT, I'LL BE TRUE?
In darkness, there are illusions...