He wondered for years...if he'd married the wrong girl...then fate told him astoundingly.
An American Superhero!
Poets And Dreamers... Brave Men And Bullet-In-The-Back Men Came After It... But First There Was A Secret To Unravel... The Mystery Of A Thousand Years!
IT'S A BIG, HAPPY, HIP-SWINGING MUSICAL WING-DING! (original print ad - all caps)