«Crazylegs» MR. FOOTBALL HIMSELF (original print ad - almost all caps)
The Big Musical CHEER of the Year!
There'll be a hot time in the hot tub tonight!
Score! Team! Score!
IT'S A DOZEN ROSE BOWL THRILLERS ROLLED INTO ONE!
Don't turn your back on the past or it may kill your future.
She's a soft touch.
When they play... everybody scores!
THE ALL-TALKING COLLEGIATE LAUGH RIOT! (original poster - all caps)
GAL GAL-ORIOUS COMEDY MUSICAL!