BIG NEW LAUGH - HOLIDAY!!
You can't check in without getting checked out.
Plunge Into a Night of Unspeakable Terror!
In The Dark... No One Can See You Scream!
Maniac Hunts Humans In A Jungle Hell!
The coolest things to do are the things they say we can't do.
THE MOST SAVAGE GUERRILLA WAR ON EARTH! (original print ad - all caps)
Spend the Holidays in Joyous Madrid!
Freezing horror! Hideous atomic mutant strikes from the depths!
The Strangest Girl-Hunt A Man Ever Went On!
THE GREAT AMERICAN LOVE STORY!
A TWO-MAN WAR IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC! - With a Beautiful Girl as the Prize - and Stolen Gold as the Bloody Reward! (original poster)
Go! Go! Go! The Coolest Monster Shindig of Chicks and Chills!
From Time Unborn ... A Hideous She-Thing!
IT'S WHERE THE BOYS ARE AND THE GIRLS ARE...that swingin' vacation weekend when American youth descends on America's swankiest playground!