ONCE THE GATE CLOSES YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT!
Plunge Into a Night of Unspeakable Terror!
In The Dark... No One Can See You Scream!
You can't check in without getting checked out.
Spend the Holidays in Joyous Madrid!
Maniac Hunts Humans In A Jungle Hell!
Freezing horror! Hideous atomic mutant strikes from the depths!
THE GREAT AMERICAN LOVE STORY!
The coolest things to do are the things they say we can't do.
Go! Go! Go! The Coolest Monster Shindig of Chicks and Chills!
THE MOST SAVAGE GUERRILLA WAR ON EARTH! (original print ad - all caps)
The Strangest Girl-Hunt A Man Ever Went On!
A TWO-MAN WAR IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC! - With a Beautiful Girl as the Prize - and Stolen Gold as the Bloody Reward! (original poster)
IT'S WHERE THE BOYS ARE AND THE GIRLS ARE...that swingin' vacation weekend when American youth descends on America's swankiest playground!
From Time Unborn ... A Hideous She-Thing!
Over twenty thousand girls every year live this bitter story!