BIG NEW LAUGH - HOLIDAY!!
ONCE THE GATE CLOSES YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT!
Spend the Holidays in Joyous Madrid!
Plunge Into a Night of Unspeakable Terror!
THE GREAT AMERICAN LOVE STORY!
You can't check in without getting checked out.
Freezing horror! Hideous atomic mutant strikes from the depths!
The coolest things to do are the things they say we can't do.
Maniac Hunts Humans In A Jungle Hell!
Go! Go! Go! The Coolest Monster Shindig of Chicks and Chills!
THE MOST SAVAGE GUERRILLA WAR ON EARTH! (original print ad - all caps)
IT'S WHERE THE BOYS ARE AND THE GIRLS ARE...that swingin' vacation weekend when American youth descends on America's swankiest playground!
The Strangest Girl-Hunt A Man Ever Went On!
From Time Unborn ... A Hideous She-Thing!
A TWO-MAN WAR IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC! - With a Beautiful Girl as the Prize - and Stolen Gold as the Bloody Reward! (original poster)
Over twenty thousand girls every year live this bitter story!