GALLOPING THRILL-HOT ADVENTURE! BLAZING SERIAL GLORY! (original print ad-all caps)
Scandals, Sarcasm, Cynicism, Sex, Seduction, Satire
Sometimes a little luck is more than you need!
Don't lose YOUR head howling at the Stooges!
A BLACK GRAVEYARD...WITH A KILLER ON THE LOOSE! (original print ad - all caps)
It Changes The Hand You're Dealt
He's Yesterday's Answer To Today's World.
If you don't like air pollution, war, body odor, hard pizza rolls, exercise, hairy musicians, sexy blonds, tooth decay, smiling heroes, population explosion... you'll love The Monitors.
ATOMIC ENERGY SECRETS STOLEN! (original poster)
ALL NEW AND EXCITING FUN...!! (original print ad - all caps)
High-Voltage Action! Electrifying Thrills! Thunderbolt Drama!
THE GREATEST THRILLER EVER SCREENED!
Bathing Beauty...or BABY-FACED GUN GIRL? (original print ad)
BARBARIC THRILLS! Primitive pulse-pounding excitement! Savage combat with native warriors! Hair-raising encounters with man-eating beasts!