GALLOPING THRILL-HOT ADVENTURE! BLAZING SERIAL GLORY! (original print ad-all caps)
Scandals, Sarcasm, Cynicism, Sex, Seduction, Satire
Sometimes a little luck is more than you need!
Don't lose YOUR head howling at the Stooges!
A BLACK GRAVEYARD...WITH A KILLER ON THE LOOSE! (original print ad - all caps)
It Changes The Hand You're Dealt
He's Yesterday's Answer To Today's World.
ATOMIC ENERGY SECRETS STOLEN! (original poster)
If you don't like air pollution, war, body odor, hard pizza rolls, exercise, hairy musicians, sexy blonds, tooth decay, smiling heroes, population explosion... you'll love The Monitors.
ALL NEW AND EXCITING FUN...!! (original print ad - all caps)
High-Voltage Action! Electrifying Thrills! Thunderbolt Drama!
THE GREATEST THRILLER EVER SCREENED!
Bathing Beauty...or BABY-FACED GUN GIRL? (original print ad)
CRAZED WITH THE LUST TO KILL! A power-mad maniac unleashes a lightning attack on an unsuspecting nation...And finds the Copperhaed thirsting for revenge! (original poster)