IF YOU'RE TOO OLD YOU'LL BE EMBARASSED! IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND! (original poster-all caps)
...weeping may remain for a night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.
HOOT GIBSON TALKS (original print ad-all caps)
For a moment of pleasure, a lifetime of pain
A Friendship Lasts Forever
A Sequel to «The Green-Eyed Mosnter» (original poster)