Life is a game. Don't get played.
How could it happen to Janet...so shy, so young, and so much like yourself? Where did she go wrong... and why... WHY... WHY?
Felix and Oscar Meet Alex and Elliott
Before they change the world, they need to win ONE game.
ALL-NEW...ALL-ACTION! (original print ad - all caps)
THEY'RE CRACKED IN THE CRANIUM...ON A CUCKOO CAMPUS!
In the dating game, everyone's looking for a better position.
A Journey From Despair To Palm Springs
Nobody roots for Goliath!