Sometimes the truth is in the lie.
Can the man of your dreams become the man who wakes up next to you?
His parents went back to the land. He's been stuck there ever since
A writer finds his story in a friend's final chapter.
Oh, OIWIN! - We're a sensation on the screen!
What would you sacrifice to follow your dream?
You have to think young to feel real sprung!
SAGA OF WESTERN GUN-JUSTICE! (original print ad - all caps)