IT'S A HIGH-FLYING COMEDY CAPER! (original poster-all caps)
Get On. Hold Tight. Shut Up.
The world's toughest bike race is not in France
This time the lunatics have taken over the academy!
Captain Shank - Victim or hero?
You're going to die!!
They Wreck Each Other's Wheels and Steal Each Other's Girls!!
Waco's Bunch Rode Hard And Fast To Meet Their Fate... and Sister Anna rode with them!
Nobody hurts my car!
Tough as Leather...Harder Than Steel!
Everything before now doesn't matter....
It's New! It's Wild!