RUTHLESS DICTATORSHIP (original ad - all caps)
A One Man Slaughterhouse
Sometimes going home is the hardest journey of all
Tackle life head on.
Go For Broke! (means shoot the works!)
It's Always the Little Things...
THE MYSTERY OF THE ALPHABET MURDER CASE! (original ad - all caps)
The Story That Had To Be Told!
Think Outside The Flock
Pirate Port of the China Seas!
A big gay comedy about a big fat wedding