PIRATES AND TREASURE 'N EVERYTHING (original poster-all caps)
IF HE TALKED...THE WOMAN HE LOVED DIED...as killers shadowed his every move...and one false move meant death!
THEY'RE DIAPER-HAPPY! Your favorite funsters...are 'little mothers' now!
The terrible car crash... The weekend with the killer... The police after her... But Jackie remembers nothing.
No one he touches will ever be the same.