The law is simple to understand. The English language is not.
SENSATIONAL...DARING...DANGER-FILLED EXCITEMENT IN EVERY SCENE (original poster)
A tale of tropical lust!
SONG-FILLED STORY OF THE G-MEN OF THE NORTHLAND! (original poster-all caps)
Crime has never be so much fun!
ROMANTIC ACTION DRAMA OF ALASKAN OUTPOSTS (original poster-all caps)
By plane and horse - with gun and fist - the «Mounties» always get their man! (original poster)