He didn't report the news ... he made it.
One film that won't f-f-f-f-fade away
America's First Road Trip
A NEW SINGING -ACTION WESTERN STAR FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN! (original poster - all caps)
Everything You Were Never Allowed To See!
Sometimes the truth gets carried to the grave. It's time to dig it up.
The convention was drama. The trial was comedy.
ZOMBIES OF THE AFRICAN VOODOO COAST! (original poster - all caps)