A HISTORICAL DRAMA IN FIFTEEN SPECULATOR CHAPTERS! (original banner-all caps)
Willie and Joe are on the screen!
England expects that every man will do his duty!
Mad buffoons in a barrage of laughs!
PRISON...THE PRICE for TREASON!
The Uproarious Saga of Those Hilarious Heroes Who Took Tokyo in a Storm of Laughter with their Riotous Operation Kimono!
Thrill TO THE DRAMA OF UNCLE SAM'S NEW JUMP FIGHTERS!... (original print media ad - all caps)
A Regiment of Roars! (original print ad)