GAY..GOOFY..GAGA! (original print media ad - all caps)
Confidential Exposé! of Boys and Girls Clawing Their Way to Success in Hollywood!
Ladies and Gentlemen - For You Horrification - Don't See It Alone - Bring The Children
Not all stories have happy endings...
Hollywood's secret playground of the stars
Devil-may-care stunt man and buzz-saw movie queen! (original poster)
STARS! SONGS! GIRLS! GAGS! (original poster - all caps)