We always have a choice, you just might not like the alternative.
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A WHIRLWIND OF ACTION-PACKED SERIAL THRILLS! (original poster - all caps)
Dumb by Dawn!
It's How You Wished You Remembered Those Classic TV Shows!
EVEN THE STORK HAS A RIGHT TO SQUAWK! (print ad - all caps)
Welcome To The Future, Suckers!