ADVENTURE IDOL OF MILLIONS...on the screen at last!
Have you heard the good news?
She's in one of her moods again!
You knew it was a lie... Now you'll know why
Their mission: Rescue. Their weapon: Bieler
IN THE HEART OF THE KONGO!
IN ALL THE WORLD NO SHOW LIKE THIS! (original ad - all caps)
30,000 Miles of Adventure...Laughter...And Super-Suspense...From Ireland to Labuti to the African Ivory Coast!