The hilariously mad story of all the best things in life that are not free... and the one thing that definitely is!
«HOPPY» DRILLS A DIME AT A HUNDRED YARDS! (original print media ad - all caps)
Who Kidnapped The Bride On Her Wedding Night?
MILE AFTER MILE OF LAFFS! (original print ad - all caps)
Somebody just murdered your friendly neighborhood hooker.
It Volleys - It Thunders - It Crashes to the Screen!
ROMANCE! THRILLS! GLORIOUS SONGS! With the Screen's Newest Singing Sensation in a Gripping Romantic Drama.
THEIR ANTICS ARE ENOUGH TO SCARE A GHOST RIGHT OUT OF HIS SHEET!
Sometimes even the players get played.
With a cast of thousands - in hundreds, tens and singles!