The hilariously mad story of all the best things in life that are not free... and the one thing that definitely is!
ROMANCE! THRILLS! GLORIOUS SONGS! With the Screen's Newest Singing Sensation in a Gripping Romantic Drama.
«HOPPY» DRILLS A DIME AT A HUNDRED YARDS! (original print media ad - all caps)
THEIR ANTICS ARE ENOUGH TO SCARE A GHOST RIGHT OUT OF HIS SHEET!
MILE AFTER MILE OF LAFFS! (original print ad - all caps)
Somebody just murdered your friendly neighborhood hooker.
For the first time in the medium of the motion picture comes the full power of music and drama!
FOUR WEEKS IN WHICH TO LIVE - an eternity in which to die. One of the grandest screen treats.
Who Kidnapped The Bride On Her Wedding Night?
With a cast of thousands - in hundreds, tens and singles!