"I DON'T DARE SHOW MY FACE!" (original print ad - all caps)
The Diva. The Legend. The Voice.
De blev den tabte generation (They became the lost generation)
...first loves hurt the most...
RUTHLESS RAIDERS! CAPTIVE BEAUTY! TABU DIAMONDS!
A Jumpin' Jamboree of the Homespun Fun and Music That's Sweepin' the Country!
It's HEE-HAWlarious! Nutty nags take to their heels, when the boys start horsin' around!
YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING WHEN YOU SEE IT! (original poster-all caps)