You'll Make Merry While She Makes Broadway!
Rhythm-Mania! Comedy-Mania!
Half Corpse... All Killer - He Led A Handful Of Guerrillas Against An Entire Army... On A Doomed Mission Of Revenge!
FER LAFFIN' OUT LOUD - LOOK WHO'S HERE! (original poster-all caps)
TERROR AT EVERY TURN! DEATH AT EVERY PASS! (original ad - all caps)
It's a Rumpus on the Campus!