Life's a beach - even in space!
Shot in Blood-Vivid Video for Your Viewing Pleasure
Doktorn var kung på brallisar - hans ordination: LIGG MED MEJ!
Jerry Springer is about to have the worst day of his career.
There's no place like home...sweet...home...
There is no excuse for murder... And no explanation for need
Death Is The Only Way Out!
The Legend That Became a Terror!
5,000,000 PEOPLE READ THIS STORY! (original herald-all caps)
A Tasty Horror Film!