A Nation 20,000 Feet Underground
Hundreds of lovely hula girls . . . scores of lilting songs . . . spectacle to make you marvel!
All things that spell ENTERTAINMENT for you are crammed into this spectacular dramatic romance!
Technicolor's Greatest Spectacle!
This is a story with a lot of twists!
GAGS! NAGS! SWEETIES AND SWING! (original print ad - all caps)
She'll coax the blues right out of your heart!
xx Dolly
It may be the worst movie ever, but it's the best sci-fi/action/drama/horror/comedy/musical you've ever seen.