THREE TOP STARS TO THRILL YOU! (original ad - all caps)
"I Saw Him Die!" I was there and only I know whether it was murder or self defense!
THE PRIZE OF SOUTH SEA PIRATES! (original print ad - all caps)
A Johnny Reb dons a damn yankee uniform to pull the most daring plot of the war in The West
They met, fell in love, and had a baby. (Not necessarily in that order.)
Stirring! Inspiring!
It's an ooh-la-lalapalooza!
Nothing to worry him except...six beautiful girls and ten million dollars! (original ad)
The Meter Is Running... On A Fare To Remember
Anchors Aweigh FOR A GOB AND THE SEASON'S MOST HILARIOUS GAGS! (original ad - mostly caps)