A PICTURE FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'VE SEEN EVERYTHING! (original poster-all caps)
Warrior women rule an empire of savage adventure!
It's Fantabulous!
That Talking Mule Is Back and the Army's got him Again!
It's never too late to open your heart
Dance is a pure magic!
Jill's got the snake. Julia's got the flute. Alone, they have nothing. But together, they have a secret weapon to fight the darkness...