Cross Changer!
TWICE AS LONG...TWICE AS FUNNY...AND IN COLOR! (original poster - all caps)
A Rare and Enchanting Film
Christmas can be such a bitch!
The most suspenseful fairy tale adventure of your lifetime!
Dreams Do Come True!
No man ever held more terrible power over women than this tall dark handsome stranger from nowhere!
It ain't over till the Alpaca sings Jingle Bells.